Bio: My life is not that intriguing or interesting, but it makes me laugh. Nothing I write you will probably find compelling and quite frankly, i don’t know why I’m prompting a blog as if someone will read it. My life is not one continuous journey; to me it’s just a collection of short stories. I don’t have the mental capacity or patience to write anything with a continuous story line and I have too much ADD to write a novel. Short stories sound like the easiest format and outlet to put into words shit that makes me laugh, my uncreative mind or just hilarity. I have a boner.